Redneck Olympics
These are some fun events that everyone can participate in. Have your
own family Redneck Olympics. Keep score.
You Pick the distance for all these events.
1. Dear head toss. Toss 5 rings (Dryer hose
clamps) onto antlers. Get up to 3 points for the first three rings and
fifth one double. Different horns get different points (1, 2 or 3) or one
point for each ring on any horn.
(It's a plastic deer head.)
Toilet seat horse shoes. Plunger in ground and 6 ft
diameter marked off. Two practice throws and then two real tosses for
points. 1pt for on the area. 2 points inside area. 3 points leaning
against post. 5 points for ringer (draw line between tips of seat and it
must be past the post). (The post is a doweling pounded into the
ground and the rubber plunger put over it.)
Armadillo bowling (plastic armadillo). Pins are 10 long
neck plastic bottles. Two practice throws. Then one or two throws for
1 point for each bottle knocked over. Also can do one more throw at 1 pin
for 5 points at a farther distance.
BB gun shooting at 10 beer cans. 10 shots. Retry if BB
is misfired and no BB comes out. Last can is worth 5 points. Or hip shot and
hit last can for 5 points.
Tortilla toss. Target is grill with 6 foot diameter
circle on the ground. Four practice throws and then four tortillas thrown
for points. 2 points for inside circle. 3 points for hanging of edge of
grill. 4 points for in the grill.